Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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CAS

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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