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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

whos district champs not JM

black people

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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