willie revilame

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

meh

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

knock knock no ones home

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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