- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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