What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

whos district champs not JM

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

black people

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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