- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

I am very humble.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Guess what What

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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