- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

a seal walks into a club.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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