You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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