Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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