- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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