- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

360 NO SCOPE

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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