What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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