What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

why are balck people black because they are

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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