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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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