Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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