- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Shea's sty....

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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