Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Diarrhea

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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