- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Knock knock Shut up

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Me Neither.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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