- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A French man gets into a fight

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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