- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!