Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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