Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

whos district champs not JM

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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