How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Abortion.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...