- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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