Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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