- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Tough crowd tonight...

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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