- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what did one computer say to the other .........

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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