What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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YOU

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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