What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

William wright is Gay

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A seal walks into a club.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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