- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's two plus two? Window

The dewey decimal system

I wrote a funny joke.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Tucker Rivera

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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