- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Tough crowd tonight...

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

So FDR walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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