- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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