- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

An Aisian failed a test

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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