- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Sex vagina. lol.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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