- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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