- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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