- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

how much fish could a chicken

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

This is my favorite antijoke.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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