Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

no pun intended

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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