Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Walnut

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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I woke up today

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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