The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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A man walks into a bar

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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YOU

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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