- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Knock Knock? Come in.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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