- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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