How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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hi

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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