why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Your face

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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