- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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