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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

book 'em danno

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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