Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is your bill about? Clinton

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

did you stub your toe?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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