A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Boob

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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