A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

The Labour Party.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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