What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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YO FACE

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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