What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Oh, go away

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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my mind's eye?

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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