- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

shut up elliot

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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