Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Oh, go away

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

my mind's eye?

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Get it? More.

What's 9+10? 19.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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