- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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