Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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YO FACE

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Gus's mom

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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