- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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