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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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