- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

knock knock who's there? hope

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What black and has children A black man

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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