- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

So one time there was this woman learning...

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How come grilled cheese?

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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