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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not funny.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

u suck

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

world society

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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