Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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I am very humble.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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poopy is poopy

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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nolan is gay

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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