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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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