How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

This is not funny.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

u suck

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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