- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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