Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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