How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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