- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you end a sentence

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

i have a christmas tree.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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