- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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