- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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