3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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