Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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