- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Your mother is so fat.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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