Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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poop

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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