- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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