- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A paralysed man falls over.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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