- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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