- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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