What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

I need to start studying.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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