- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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