Knock knock Shut up

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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