- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A paralysed man falls over.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Stealth baseballs record

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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