How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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