- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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