Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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