Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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when debbie meets downer

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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