- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

i have a christmas tree.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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