Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Neither did she.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A man did not like this site

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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