- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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feminists.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Skrillex.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What? Huh?

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

BOTTOM!!!

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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