What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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