What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Joesph Triphook.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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