- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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