A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Vagina cream... end of story

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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