How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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