An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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