What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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