What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Women's Rights

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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