When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Okay.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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