- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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