- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Your girlfriend.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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