whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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