Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

your no better than a cockroach

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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