- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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