Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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