Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Your girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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